Note: the tune to this song is the same as the slinkie song, or to the log song from Nickelodeon. All of the mathematics in it is correct.
To multiply, add
This makes it not bad
For nth roots you need to divide
Subtract for quotients
And for exponents
The power comes down outside!
It's log! It's log! It's integral 1 over x!
It's log! It's log! As natural as breathing or sex!
(Repeat until hit with a ln)