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Office skills: Typing (124 wpm), Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Access, and PowerPoint), other word processing (WordPerfect, WordStar), Paradox.
Computer skills: Netscape, HTML engineering, programming (QuickBASIC, some C and C++, and I'm brewing my Java skills).
Languages: French (written), some Latin, some German.
Etc.: Musical instruments (piano, harmonica, recorder); I also do songwriting, acting, juggling, and guided tours of the night sky.
The Great American Novel: See 1517.